Archive for July 4, 2014

World Cup’s booby prize: Suarez sex toy

THERE’S no rest day for Up For The Cup, as Obama celebrates US success, Scolari suspects a FIFA conspiracy and Suarez toys hit the shelves.

World Cup Villain Luis Suarez Immortalised As Bitey Nipple Clamps By Sex Toy Firm (NSFW PICTURES)

Ever since that unfortunate incident during the Uruguay v Italy game , striker Luis Suarez has been variously immortalised as Jaws , Hannibal Lecter and Count Dracula . And now his toothy visage has been emblazoned across a sex toy . Before you wince and clamp your legs tightly shut, fear not… we don’t mean that type of sex toy. Rather, Suarez is now the face of these charming nipple clamps …

A bite of fun? Suarez inspires Swedish sex toy

For those who may in fact fancy a nibble from disgraced Uruguay striker Luis Suarez, an online Swedish sex shop has come up with just the thing. The online store Oliver & Eva on Wednesday unveiled a "Suarez nipple clamp" in the form of the footballer's head, teeth bared, for 33 euros ($45). "Maybe (Suarez) will be proud to spread a bit of pleasure and love, despite his error on the field," store …

FINALLY: User-Friendly Dildo Software For 3D Printers (Feat. Justin Bieber Dildo) – Uproxx

FINALLY: User-Friendly Dildo Software For 3D Printers (Feat. Justin Bieber Dildo)
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The workaround for the less-than-smooth results of 3D printed objects has been to print out your custom dildo design, sand it down, use it to cast a mold with which you can create your own toy with silicone. (Or a thousand of them for your closest

Evolve – Playthings / Dildo – (2014) :30 (USA) – Adland

Evolve – Playthings / Dildo – (2014) :30 (USA)
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Evolve (together), is a kitchen table birthed group dedicated to changing the behaviour among millions of people… gun owners. So here's their ad that effectively and humorously shames gun owners into locking up their guns, to keep the kids safe. I

Now You Can Really Get Off to Fantasy With a Nox the Night Drake Dragon Dildo – Styleite

Now You Can Really Get Off to Fantasy With a Nox the Night Drake Dragon Dildo
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I don't know about you, but when I was watch that scene in Lord of the Rings where Gandalf faces the Balrog at the Bridge of Khazad-dûm I just can't help but think, “damn, what would it be like to fuck a Balrog?” Wait, no I don't, because that's weird.

Vibrating dildo delays SAS flight – IceNews


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Vibrating dildo delays SAS flight
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To make the situation even worse for the embarrassed passenger, airport security, who had been alerted by the vibrating sound, made her take the batteries out of the dildo in front of her slightly shocked co-passengers. However, the woman in question, …

‘Dildo Generator’ Lets You 3D Print Your Own, Personalized Sex Toy – Motherboard


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'Dildo Generator' Lets You 3D Print Your Own, Personalized Sex Toy
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… across a site that allows makers to do just that. The descriptively named 'Dildo Generator' lets you tweak a phallic model until it fits your preferences just so, ready to be saved and exported so the 3D file of your fantasy can be forever

New “Bionic” Dildo Allows You to Feel Things You Never Felt Before – io9

New "Bionic" Dildo Allows You to Feel Things You Never Felt Before
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The Ambrosia Vibe is a new type of strap-on dildo that responds to touch: stroke it, push it, pull it, suck on it, or move it inside someone in a rhythmic way. The unique Ambrosia Pressure Sense Technology™ perceives the motion on the dildo and

This Epic Front-Yard Dildo Battle Suddenly Becomes a Pretty Amazing PSA – Adweek


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This Epic Front-Yard Dildo Battle Suddenly Becomes a Pretty Amazing PSA
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Don't you just love an epic dildo battle? Well, yeah, as long as it's not your kid waving them around the front yard. This new ad from McCann New York is all about dildos. But it's not all about dildos. Check it out, and then read my take below (where
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