Archive for September 1, 2014

Dildo Death: Man Dies After Vibrator Gets Stuck In Backside – The Inquisitr


The Inquisitr
Dildo Death: Man Dies After Vibrator Gets Stuck In Backside
The Inquisitr
A man died after he a sex-toy got stuck inside his bottom and he was too embarrassed to go and see a doctor about it. 50-year-old Nigel Willis, who hails from Forest Hill, London, reportedly couldn't remove the vibrator after he had lodged it inside
Death by Dildo: Man gets vibrator stuck up his bum, diesTNT Magazine

A British Man Is Dead After Getting A Vibrator Stuck In His Butt For Five DaysUproxx
Man dies after getting vibrator stuck up his anus and waiting too long to get Metro
New York Daily News -India Today
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Erecting a dildo fence – Jamaica Gleaner

Erecting a dildo fence
Jamaica Gleaner
In Jamaica, it is illegal to erect a fence made from dildos. If you are caught, you can be fined up to $10 and the offending fence will be removed. The same law makes it illegal to build a penguin fence within a town. The Towns Nuisances Prevention Act

Kid Rock denies ownership of dildo in Insane Clown Posse harassment case – Complete Music Update


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Kid Rock denies ownership of dildo in Insane Clown Posse harassment case
Complete Music Update
And he's not best pleased about the suggestion that he might have received the item, a glass dildo, as a gift from one of the defendants, who he says he has never met. As previously reported, Rasor Law Firm, which is representing the plaintiff in the
Kid Rock Responds To Lawyers At 'Sad Ass Excuse For A Law Firm' Over Sex Above the Law


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Dapper Dildo, Spotless Strap – Chicago Phoenix

Dapper Dildo, Spotless Strap
Chicago Phoenix
DEAR LADY A: My girlfriend complains that I'm a crazy OCD germaphobe, and maybe in general I am, I don't know. I can admit that I wash my hands more than some people. But I still think that regardless of any overly cautious tendencies I might have

LeAnn And Eddie Recap—Are You Aware There’s A Dildo In Your Bag – Popdust


Popdust
LeAnn And Eddie Recap—Are You Aware There's A Dildo In Your Bag
Popdust
Anyway, she and her friend Liz come up with an idea to use the paparazzi for publicity and they stuff the bag full of the trashiest stuff imaginable, including a giant dildo. While at lunch pulling this publicity stunt, they run into a friend named
LeAnn & Eddie LIVE Recap: Season 1 Episode 7 “Elephant in the Room”Celebrity Dirty Laundry


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Today Is Brought To You By This Giant Ice Dildo At Someone’s Wedding – Uproxx

Today Is Brought To You By This Giant Ice Dildo At Someone's Wedding
Uproxx
Today's internet gem comes to you via Reddit, where a guy posted “My friends had a dolphin ice statue at their wedding this weekend. It looked great till the flippers started to melt.” You know, I place the blame squarely on the shoulders of the ice

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Kid Rock Answers All Your Pressing Questions About His Glass Dildo – Gawker


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Kid Rock Answers All Your Pressing Questions About His Glass Dildo
Gawker
As part of a sexual harassment lawsuit filed last month against rap-metal physics students Insane Clown Posse, Kid Rock received a subpoena ordering him to produce, within 14 days, a glass dildo he was allegedly given by a former ICP employee. Instead …
Kid Rock Rips All Parties in Insane Clown Posse Glass Dildo CaseLoudwire

Kid Rock says he doesn't own a glass dildo, tells lawyers suing ICP to leave MLive.com
Kid Rock Tells Lawyers in Insane Clown Posse Dildo Case to Shove ItBillboard
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Sky Sports reporter fends off deadline day dildo attack – Metro

Sky Sports reporter fends off deadline day dildo attack
Metro
Sky Sports presenter Alan Irwin gets attacked by purple dildo outside Everton training ground on transfer deadline day. Metro Sport Reporter Monday 1 Sep 2014 9:21 pm. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter …

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Transfer dildo day – Sky Sports reporter is hit with sex toy during report – Irish Independent


Irish Independent
Transfer dildo day – Sky Sports reporter is hit with sex toy during report
Irish Independent
… confirm or deny endless speculation as clubs look to finalise their playing squads. As the night progresses, the gathered supporters tend to get more raucous and animated, with one reporter having to contend with a purple dildo by his head for his
Deadline Day: Sky Sports News Presenter Has Blue Dildo Shoved In His EarHuffington Post UK

Is this transfer deadline day's coolest kid?Metro
Watch as footie fan gives Sky Sports News reporter a right earful live on airIrish Mirror

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Sports Fans Hassle Reporter with… a Large Dildo – Mediaite


Mediaite
Sports Fans Hassle Reporter with… a Large Dildo
Mediaite
You know, there have certainly been a lot of undignified moments in TV news over the years, but this one has got to be up there. A British sports reporter for Sky News attempted to do his job properly, but some rowdy fans got up close to him and… well…