Archive for October 2014

Man Busted For Throwing Sex Toys At Girls – The Smoking Gun


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Man Busted For Throwing Sex Toys At Girls
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Police in West Allis, a city outside Milwaukee, opened a criminal investigation last month when two 14-year-old girls reported that a male driver left a “giant purple dildo” in their path as they walked home one afternoon from a local park. The man was

This Startup Gets College Kids Jobs as Dildo Merchants, Liquor Evangelists … – Betabeat

This Startup Gets College Kids Jobs as Dildo Merchants, Liquor Evangelists
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The team behind Campus Job, the company that hooks up college kids with better work. (Photo via Campus Job). No job description is more soul-suckingly droll than a campus work study gig — anyone who's ever been forced to give a campus tour for …

Man Throws Dildos At Women, Gets Arrested Because You’re Not Supposed to … – Cosmopolitan (blog)

Man Throws Dildos At Women, Gets Arrested Because You're Not Supposed to
Cosmopolitan (blog)
Twenty-eight-year-old Wisconsin man Konrad Peters was arrested for driving around and throwing dildos in the path of teenage girls, apparently to see how they would react [via The Smoking Gun]. Police report that several weeks ago, Peters just left a

Someone Paid $2500000 for This Wooden ‘Kyynmwahppt’ Spirit Dildo – Styleite


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Someone Paid $2500000 for This Wooden 'Kyynmwahppt' Spirit Dildo
Styleite
One lucky customer nabbed this $2,500,000 wooden dick sculpture on eBay from a seller in Quebec. (Snooze you lose, 1%.) While we digest this news, let's assess the craftsmanship. It appears to be hand-painted with toucan iconography, and it's probably …

Someone Invented an Air Umbrella, and It Looks Like a Dildo – Styleite


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Someone Invented an Air Umbrella, and It Looks Like a Dildo
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Because no one noticed that this particular apparatus with the bulbous air-blowing piece at the top, is universally accepted as a dildo. It might bear a striking resemblance to a meat mallet you use in space, but it's a dildo. It's “available for

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This $2.5 Million 19-Inch Wooden Dildo Is For Sale On eBay Because Of Course … – Bustle (satire) (press release) (registration)

This $2.5 Million 19-Inch Wooden Dildo Is For Sale On eBay Because Of Course
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Just in case you have a casual $2.5 million laying around, you might want to bid on this 19-inch wood dildo for sale on eBay. Because, you know, splinters are sexy. At least, according to the listing title, which says [sic] “Wood Sculpture Native

A Dildo Enthusiast Dropped $2.5 Million on This Wooden Spirit Sculpture – Complex.com


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A Dildo Enthusiast Dropped $2.5 Million on This Wooden Spirit Sculpture
Complex.com
eBay is a strange portal where you can find just about anything, from plastic spoons to vintage grill knobs. Some person that we can only assume is a wealthy sex toy collector recently bid $2.5 million on this interesting sculpture that was listed as
Would You Pay $2.5 Million For This Spiritual Sex Toy?Uproxx


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Wisconsin man Konrad Peters accused of throwing dildos at teenage girls – Daily Mail


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Wisconsin man Konrad Peters accused of throwing dildos at teenage girls
Daily Mail
The two girls inspected and found it to be a 'giant purple dildo' and told the police the man who put it there 'was sitting there staring at them from his care with the driver's side widow rolled down,' the warrant said. The dildo was gone the next day
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Why This Wooden Dildo Is Selling for $2.5 Million – Vocativ

Why This Wooden Dildo Is Selling for $2.5 Million
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Listed on eBay by the Canadian “Max,” the wooden dildo features authentic-looking Northwestern Native American iconography and a smooth glass finish, all lovely additions. But as beautiful as it is, why would anyone want to bid $2.5 million on this

MASTER DEBATER: Wendy Davis Attacks Abbott With Dildos – Daily Caller


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MASTER DEBATER: Wendy Davis Attacks Abbott With Dildos
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”Over the years, Abbott has deployed novel legal arguments against gay marriage. But this wasn't a case about gay marriage, a subject that still animates sincere moral disagreements. This was a case about every American's god-given right to buy dildos.”.

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