Archive for October 6, 2014

Hot Buns Denmark: Where You Can Finally Get A Dildo With Your French Fries – Bustle (satire) (press release) (registration)

Hot Buns Denmark: Where You Can Finally Get A Dildo With Your French Fries
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One burger joint is taking the term “happy meal” to the next level. Hot Buns Denmark is unveiling a new menu this week, which will offer sex toys alongside gastropub fare. The fast food chain's endeavor will include whips, cock rings, vibrators and the

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This Startup Gets College Kids Jobs as Dildo Merchants, Liquor Evangelists … – Betabeat

This Startup Gets College Kids Jobs as Dildo Merchants, Liquor Evangelists
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The team behind Campus Job, the company that hooks up college kids with better work. (Photo via Campus Job). No job description is more soul-suckingly droll than a campus work study gig — anyone who's ever been forced to give a campus tour for …

QUIZ: Who’s up for a game of spot the subtle dildo? – Metro


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QUIZ: Who's up for a game of spot the subtle dildo?
Metro
According to the subtle dildo website, subtle dildo is 'An installation art project about the place of rubber in our lives.' But we've spent an inordinately long time studying the pictures (it's Saturday, we're working, you can't judge us), and we're

ATTN Adults: Your Peer Miley Cyrus Glued Pot to a Dildo No Kids Allowed – Gawker


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ATTN Adults: Your Peer Miley Cyrus Glued Pot to a Dildo No Kids Allowed
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ATTN Adults: Your Peer Miley Cyrus Glued Pot to a Dildo No Kids Allowed. Miley Cyrus has finally answered the question "What does it look like when Miley Cyrus does something?" The answer: Stuff with stuff on it. I just sit around and smoke weed anyway
Miley Cyrus's sculptures to be exhibited in New YorkThe Guardian

Miley Cyrus Unveils New Art Exhibit Inspired By Semen, Weed, and VibratorsThe Hollywood Gossip

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“Subtle Dildo” Is Like Dirty “Where’s Waldo?” And It’s Amazing – PHOTOS – Bustle


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"Subtle Dildo" Is Like Dirty "Where's Waldo?" And It's Amazing – PHOTOS
Bustle
You know that feeling when you're babysitting or hanging out with your kid/niece/nephew, reading Where's Waldo? and you think to yourself, “Ugh, this book is such a snooze. But Waldo kinda looks like a long, skinny penis, which is funny.” And then you …
Try to find the giant dildos hiding in these photosDeath and Taxes


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​Kansas Is Going To Pay Off $200 Million Deficit One Dildo at a Time – Jezebel


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​Kansas Is Going To Pay Off $200 Million Deficit One Dildo at a Time
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The great state of Kansas is $200 million in the hole, but not to worry. A creative maneuver aims to fill that hole and a few more by auctioning off some sex toys from a seized business. Governor Sam Brownbeck is facing both pressure and ridicule after

Screw Waldo: Let’s Play Find the Dildo – Jezebel

Screw Waldo: Let's Play Find the Dildo
Jezebel
What's better than looking for some loser dressed in last season's striped leftovers in the middle of a badly drawn picture of ancient peoples? Anything, basically. But even better than that is trying to find the hidden dildos in these photos! This

Forget Where’s Waldo — Let’s Play Where’s the Dildo? – Huffington Post

Forget Where's Waldo — Let's Play Where's the Dildo?
Huffington Post
What I like the most about this project is that it's a subtle reminder — far more subtle than any dildo I ever met — that we are all far more than the sum of our parts and what with do with those parts and whom we do those things with and how we

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Where’s the Dildo? Part Deux – Huffington Post

Where's the Dildo? Part Deux
Huffington Post
I decided I had to know more about the Subtle Dildo project. So I reached out via Instagram. I heart social media. Within 24-hours, I was talking to the folks behind Subtle Dildo. I didn't know what to expect. But I happy to have gotten the friendly

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Why This Wooden Dildo Is Selling for $2.5 Million – Vocativ

Why This Wooden Dildo Is Selling for $2.5 Million
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Listed on eBay by the Canadian “Max,” the wooden dildo features authentic-looking Northwestern Native American iconography and a smooth glass finish, all lovely additions. But as beautiful as it is, why would anyone want to bid $2.5 million on this