Archive for November 9, 2014

The New Pornographers: GoPro Gets Sexy – Fast Company


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The New Pornographers: GoPro Gets Sexy
Fast Company
It consisted of a large motor attached to a thick metal pole with a pink dildo on one end. The dungeon-like set, hidden in the bowels of the building, a former military armory in the heart of the Mission district, was decorated with chains and a

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People Are Freaking Out Over A Giant Pink Condom In Sydney – Business Insider Australia

People Are Freaking Out Over A Giant Pink Condom In Sydney
Business Insider Australia
… prevention campaign, but the week-long high profile promotion has plenty of conservatives seeing red. Conservative commentator Miranda Devine called it “a big pink dildo” on twitter, concerned that it was next to the war memorial on Remembrance Day.

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Uncomfortable Laughter: Loving And Hating Doug Stanhope – Junkee


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Uncomfortable Laughter: Loving And Hating Doug Stanhope
Junkee
He fights with audience members, he ventures through territory so inventively puerile that it tests even the iron stomachs of the internet age: Mississippi dildo raids, train toilet misadventures, melon-fucking trips to Alaska. Then, without breaking

Man Busted For Throwing Sex Toys At Girls – The Smoking Gun


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Man Busted For Throwing Sex Toys At Girls
The Smoking Gun
Police in West Allis, a city outside Milwaukee, opened a criminal investigation last month when two 14-year-old girls reported that a male driver left a “giant purple dildo” in their path as they walked home one afternoon from a local park. The man was

Wisconsin man Konrad Peters accused of throwing dildos at teenage girls – Daily Mail


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Wisconsin man Konrad Peters accused of throwing dildos at teenage girls
Daily Mail
The two girls inspected and found it to be a 'giant purple dildo' and told the police the man who put it there 'was sitting there staring at them from his care with the driver's side widow rolled down,' the warrant said. The dildo was gone the next day
Wisconsin Man Arrested for Throwing Dildos at Teenage GirlsVocativ

US man accused of tossing dildos at teenage girls heldIndia Today
Total jerk arrested for throwing dildos at teenage girlsDeath and Taxes
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Someone Invented an Air Umbrella, and It Looks Like a Dildo – Styleite


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Someone Invented an Air Umbrella, and It Looks Like a Dildo
Styleite
Because no one noticed that this particular apparatus with the bulbous air-blowing piece at the top, is universally accepted as a dildo. It might bear a striking resemblance to a meat mallet you use in space, but it's a dildo. It's “available for

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This $2.5 Million 19-Inch Wooden Dildo Is For Sale On eBay Because Of Course … – Bustle (satire) (press release) (registration)

This $2.5 Million 19-Inch Wooden Dildo Is For Sale On eBay Because Of Course
Bustle (satire) (press release) (registration)
Just in case you have a casual $2.5 million laying around, you might want to bid on this 19-inch wood dildo for sale on eBay. Because, you know, splinters are sexy. At least, according to the listing title, which says [sic] “Wood Sculpture Native

Mammoth dildo gets stuck up man’s anus during sex – India Today


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Mammoth dildo gets stuck up man's anus during sex
India Today
Footage of the medical procedure.A man in Greece had no option but to undergo surgery after his girlfriend's strap-on dildo snapped off during sex and got stuck up his anus, a report said. The footage of the gruesome medical procedure has emerged online.

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Jon Stewart Compares Himself To A ‘Dildo Wrapped In Glitter’ – Uproxx


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Jon Stewart Compares Himself To A 'Dildo Wrapped In Glitter'
Uproxx
A dildo rolled in glitter would serve the same purpose as my name in that conversation. I still think there is room for the type of network that would be purely based on the functioning of government as opposed to the drama and the daily dalliances and
Jon Stewart: Fake news can't save usSalon


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MASTER DEBATER: Wendy Davis Attacks Abbott With Dildos – Daily Caller


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MASTER DEBATER: Wendy Davis Attacks Abbott With Dildos
Daily Caller
”Over the years, Abbott has deployed novel legal arguments against gay marriage. But this wasn't a case about gay marriage, a subject that still animates sincere moral disagreements. This was a case about every American's god-given right to buy dildos.”.

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